Modern Mustache Contest

September 5th, 2009  |  Published in Events  |  1 Comment


Meet the Modern Bar Staff…

Unofficially the Modern had a moustache contest. Rachel Riechert instigated the contest in an effort to pass the time and stay in vogue. The contest was open to any willing participant and the result was all of the bartending staff took on the challenge

Twenty judges gave the Golden Moustache Award to Michael Bowers for his amazing mutton chop moustache combo.


The Golden Moustache was hand formed by yours truly (Rachel Irene Reichert), using chasing and repousse. The materials: New-gold (a brass like metal), Sterling Silver, Silk and Gold Ink. For additional info please visit

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One comment on “Modern Mustache Contest

  1. Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman on said:

    We at the American Mustache Institute (AMI) appreciate your efforts to bring the Mustached American lifestyle into your humble dwelling. However, all mustache-related antics should be cleared through the institute prior to undertaking an efforts for safety precautions.

    AMI supports healthy, performance enhancing-free mustaches that contain no pesticides. While the vast majority of mustache wearers have highly positive responses from friends, exotic dancers and grade school teachers, mustaches should be worn at your own risk, understanding that AMI is not responsible for mustaches that make men look like child molesters or Dave Navarro. Wearing a “Dictator” mustache may lead to repeated beatings, and women are encouraged to avoid wearing mustaches if looking for male companionship or hoping to find employment outside of waste collection. If a mustache causes you to have an erection for more than four hours, seek immediate attention from a doctor, spouse, girlfriend, or Dave Navarro. In extremely rare cases, mustaches may cause significant decreases in sexual activity, friendships, and approval by society at large. Consult a physician before exploring your personal mustache capabilities, as premature mustache growth may lead to feelings of despair and depression.

    Clearly, you knew nothing of this before placing your employees in peril.

    Possibly you should visit us at, and while you are there, nominate an employee for the “Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year.”

    Carry on.

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